baby
you
light
up
my
god shut up u lil shits
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- Me: Hey mum, Finding Dory's coming out in 2015.
- Mom: What's that?
- Me: The sequel to Finding Nemo.
- Mom: What the fuck happened to Dory?
- Mom: Where's Dori?
- Mom: Why the fuck can't that guy keep track of anyone?
- Me: What guy?
- Mom: That little orange bitch, Marlin.
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Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
yes.
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
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If a girl did this to me i would kiss her and make it the most passionate moment then any other moment in her life, and deeper in love she and i would fall
^omg
I will try that now….
sTOP
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Haley. <3
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My note! Thanks again @drinkneuro #neuro #neurodaily
Thanks @drinkneuro for the package!! Can’t wait to taste!! #Neuro #NeuroDaily
Be a lady. You might find a gentleman. #GirlCode duh!!
Marina & The Diamonds. ❤
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